Ms. Monica Lewinsky
700 New Hampshire Avenue N.W.
October 9, 1998
Dear Ms. Lewinsky:
It is probably a mistake to even be writing this letter at all, because the last time we invited someone to be our special honored guest at the Great Oyster Fly-In (Col. Mu'ammar Qadhafi, in 1994) that a-rab didn't even have the decency to reply. Can you believe that?
But since we never seem to learn from our mistakes, we'd like to invite you to attend, as our guest of honor, at the 18th annual World's Only Oyster Fly-In and Gathering of Stelio Frati Airplanes, held in conjunction with the Urbanna Oyster Festival--said to be the biggest small-town event in the United States--on November 7 at our private airstrip on the Rappahannock River, Rosegill Farm, Virginia.
You're going to have a great time, and there's so much to appreciate. If you've never had an oyster, I'm sure after trying one, you'll agree that they're the best thing you ever put in your mouth.
And you're going to love the Falco. It's the neatest airplane you'll ever fly in, and once you get up in one of these babies, I'm sure you'll never want to go down again.
So we'll be looking for you on November 7. And bring along any friends because any friend of yours is a friend of mine.
SEQUOIA AIRCRAFT CORPORATION
Alfred P. Scott